Cousin Kyle

"Tsk, Tsk, tsk... You can't let simple things such as laws get in the way of true love! Why would you let trivial junk stop you from sweet succulent kick cake. I don't know! I love cake. My favorite flavor plum because it reminds me of Amm, and makes me think about her being dead and being consumed by giants."

 -Cousin KyleKyle or as he is often called: Cousin Kyle is the cousin of Kick Buttowski. He talks way too friggen much and is mostly unaware of exactly how annoying he is. He considers himself to be Kick's #1 fan (alongside Jackie Wackerman) Although, Kyle's love for Kick goes a little beyond "family friendly." You see, No body really knows (except Amm cause she's smarter than your average daredevil) but Cousin Kyle has incestuous desires for Kick. He desperately wants to be Kick's husbando and wishes on a star every night that one day, Kick will see the light, and they will run away to North Mellowbrook together, where incest is not considered to be taboo.

He is the third member of Kendall and the No-Gang and absolutely LOVES Mickey Mouse Clubhouse and he also likes peanut butter almost as much as Buddy Nutterman. Almost. He desperately wants to get Amm out of the picture because she is in the way of his 0.000000000000000000000000000001% chance of actually being with Kick. He is also paranoid that Amm will expose him and his incestuous desires to Kick before he is ready to unfold his master plan to make Kick fall in love with him..

Trivia:

 * He has managed to grab Kick's butt and make it seem like an accident on multiple occassions.
 * He bares a striking resemblance to Amm's Ex BF, Charles Sphincter
 * When he drinks Cheeta Chug he becomes himself x11
 * He sometimes struggles keeping his crush on Kick a secret, as it has almost slipped more than once and he has accidentally said it a few times out loud.
 * He is really good at lying his way out of situations. This comes in handy whenever he accidentally reveals his own secret.
 * He is the only one in all of Mellowbrook Island who knows what is under Kick's helmet. This makes Amm incredibly jealous.

Copyright
Cousin Kyle is owned by Disney and is not owned by the creators of the Amm Buttowski AU (also, the real Cousin Kyle is not into incest)