North Gunther

"The bunnies are for entertainment purposes only." -Gunther HumagunsonGunther Humagunson is the northern Mellowbrook doppleganger of west Mellowbrook's own Gunther Magunson. He is 18 or older and is a bouncer at (north) Amm's ''Bunny Bar. ''As bouncer, Gunther's main job is to protect the dancers and strippers that are dressed as cute sexy bunnies from perverts that break Amm's rules. Because his childhood friend: Kick Butt Plugtowski also happens to be one of the bunnies, (and the most popular one at that) Gunther takes his job very seriously.

Although Gunther has banged plenty of women and like one dude multiple times, he is actually head over heals in love with (north) Angela. He has tried almost everything he can think of to get Angela to love him back, but she is just too much of a tsundre. He hasn't given up though.

Trivia

 * Not much is known about Gunther's past. All anyone knows is that he totally used to be a super cool spy and used his cool spy skills protect Amm's bunnies.
 * he has brass knuckles that say thug life. He uses them to teach perverts a lesson
 * He wears cool sunglasses and a cool black suit because I saw Men In Black III a while back and they looked cool so I did it to him.
 * He still wears orange crocks because they remind him of the day he met Angela.
 * He doesn't really identify as bisexual. He identifies as "mostly straight" because he only likes girls and the only guy he has or ever will bone is Butt Plugtowski.
 * The only reason he bangs other chicks and Butt is because he is desperately trying to fill the empty void in his heart that he might never be with Angela.
 * He is a helpless romantic. He is constantly saying sweet nothings to Angela and emailing her original and romantic poems.
 * he has fangirls